The Stranger

Last wed i saw miss lam pin jun and michelle meow...jun came in the morning while michelle came at night...pin jun came to visit with her imaginary boy friend...i guess shes really desperate...can sumone pls date her...LOl...while michelle was there 1 min and was gone the next...She din even bought anything from shop...tats jus mean...LOl...anyway...getting back to the stranger...after my lunch at McDs,i heading for the game arcade on the top floor...as i was playing wif the video game machine...tis stranger in his 30's approached me and suddenly telling me stuff about my luck wif relationship...he 1st started by saying "hey dude, may i have a minute...it wont take long"...I ignored him but he jus sat down and cont wif his speech...He then went on by saying "dude u have the looks but u lack of luck..." O ya it was all in cantonese btw...He then continued by asking "are u single" , "are u married", "do u have sumone u like"...i jus ignore him and cont playing....Then he said "Dude! i have the thing for u...u are REALLY lucky to have met me..." To improve ur luck there are 5 precautions i must take...the 1st was stay 3 feet away from pregnant woman...2nd was do not eat beef...i ate it anyway...3th and 4th i forgot coz i wasnt listening...and the 5th im suppose to carry tis charm wif me...he then showed me tis small package where there is a piece of green and yellow paper in it...a small bag of white powder and the charm...i was to burn the yellow one, soak the green one wif water and pour the white powder into the water which i use to bath...he told me tat tis will improve my luck wif woman...there were 3 different package...small, medium and large...the small one costed rm 88, medium rm 128 and large one rm 200+...he ask how much i have and he could give me a discount if i din have enuf...i told him..."sorry to disappoint u but i dun have any money"...he gave a disappointed look and say well talk to u sum other time...and went off...LOL...if u wan to experience like wat i did...u could go to jusco's game arcade...i jus saw there again today...LMAO...